"Sheâ??s so cool itâ??s almost erie/
sheâ??s so fine I lost all hope/
Genetical testing/
something has gone wrong/
she should get back in/
her cage before they find sheâ??s gone/
She said she hated Kenny G/
that girl is way too good for me/
Weâ??ll break up before it starts/
Sheâ??ll only tear my heart apart/
da na na na na na na na/

chorus
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine/
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind/

You might say sheâ??s everything/
just before everything goes wrong/
Sheâ??s sunshine and lightning/
she pulls at my heartstrings/
sheâ??s stunning and then sheâ??s gone/
The intellect that girl has/
Sheâ??s saying â?? death to false jazz/
Like kryptonite to Superman/
sheâ??s here to break my heart again/
da na na na na na na na/

bridge
Watch her on the floor tonight/
feel the crush she will incite/
the spark of hope she will ignite/
a beautiful sight/
Softer than the lightest snows/
watch her as the moment slows/
in my face the door will close/
and there she goes.